Announcing a huge opportunity for all of those wine-loving bargain-hunters and bargain-hunting wine-lovers:
In case you’ve been living on a time-traveling tropical island for three years fighting off the others and running away from smoke monsters, Groupon is a terribly cool site that opens up incredible discounts on local services only once the pre-determined number of people have promised to purchase.
This is essentially the same deal, except that you don’t have to pay anything upfront. Just send me an email to let me know you’re in. (There’s no reason to be shy folks; it’s just me on the other side of the email.) You can say “I’m in,” or “Count me in,” or “I can’t resist Je Suis,” or whatever you want. I don’t care. As long as it’s clear that you’re interested in saving some big moolah on a great bottle of wine. By the by, you need only commit to one bottle, but there’s no maximum (unless we sell out), and our 10% case discount will still apply if you want to stock up.
You have until 11:59 pm on Sunday, June 13 to opt in. That’s four weeks from now, but don’t doddle. If we’ve reached 40 people by then (or sooner), the deal is on! I’ll send you an email letting you know. I’ll be announcing where we stand every couple of days, so you can check in and get excited about all the wine you’re about to get for a great price.
Tell all your friends!
*Dear Groupon, I love you and think you offer a valuable and totally awesome service. I’m a tiny company trying to bring great wine into the world. Please do not sue me for Trademark infringement.