Usually, as you may know, I like to pick out human outfits for my winey (not whiny) ladies to wear. Although the bottles are very svelte and look ravishing in nearly everything, the point of these exercises is to try to express the personality of the wines through fashion. (And also to indulge my obsession with couture.) However, on a recent scouring of that black hole we like to call the Googlenet on a certain device that should be renamed the iDevoteMyLifeToElectrons, I came across some interesting attire for wine bottles. Like, actual clothes that you put on the bottle. And I would now like to share these, these, haute wine cozies, along with their possible inspiration. Just for kicks.
The cable knit sweater:
Could I just point out that white is not a good idea in this scenario? Cute though. The red dress:
Hopefully does not require Chinese wine. The Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra:
Get a load of those jugs! And that’s about as porny as this blog will ever get. Go wash your mouth out with wine.