While the State of the Union address is still fresh in our minds, I’d just like to point out that, despite being “red,” Je Suis Wine is truly a nonpartisan beverage, enjoyable to Republicans and Democrats, alike. Indeed, the purple hues of the wine signify its unifying powers and ability to transcend petty differences to unite the nation in wine-loving bliss. Much like Michelle Obama’s purple Isaac Mizrahi dress. I would further like to point out that the State of the Union address would probably be more fun to watch should all of our fair congresspersons down a few glasses of Je Suis Wine before assembling. Or maybe just the Supreme Court justices. They’re looking a little stiff. And next year, I’d like to see some bolder fashion choices on the men. Perhaps a little John Galliano would get those health reform bills through?